I caught my wife cooking food for me with her vaginal discharge so I beat her to coma says husband.

According to Ynaija:
A man was arrested and dragged to court for allegedly beating his wife
in Zimbabwe.

The man, Fresh Ndlovu was said to have caught his wife Pretty Sibanda
sitting on a container, collecting vaginal discharge which she would
have mixed with the food which was cooking as a love potion.


According to reports, Ndlovu who is not sure if it was the first time
his wife had made an attempt to lace his food with love potion,
returned home at about 7 p.m. after a drink with his friends and
bumped into his wife in the diabolic act as he didn't see the need
to knock before entering.

Reports say:

The puzzled man quizzed his wife what she was doing, and Pretty, who
was caught unaware, could not give a satisfactory answer. Fresh, who
had taken one to many wise waters at the bar immediately became sober
and gave his love-starved woman a thorough beating. Fresh initially
accused his wife of attempting to kill him but the woman after
realising that this accusation was more serious than her real
intention, she decided to tell the truth 'and shame the devil'.

Pretty begged for a moment so that she could explain what she was
doing. With her tears flowing down her sweet cheeks like an
electronic water fountain, the woman opened up and told her dear
husband that she had been instructed to make her eat food laced with
her vaginal discharge so as to strengthen their marriage.

The chilling confession further angered Fresh and
he continued bashing his wife.

Realising that she could be beaten to death, Pretty thrived
to escape and she eventually made her way out before rushing to a
neighbourhood watch committee member where she reported the matter.
The cop accompanied the love potion-smith woman to the police before
Fresh got arrested.

For beating up his wife, Fresh was hauled before Binga resident
magistrate Mr Shephered Ndlovu facing domestic violence charges. He
did not waste the court's precious time denying what he knows.
Instead, the man told the court that he thoroughly bashed his wife
because she wanted him to eat her "private parts' soup".

Magistrate Ndlovu who shares the same surname with Fresh remanded
him out of custody to 13 February. He also advised the complainant to
produce a medical report.
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